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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.