About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Santa's little Elvis.
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
Buck teeth!
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
