What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.