Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!