What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.