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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents