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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents