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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.