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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!