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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!