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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.