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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.