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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.