What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.