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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.