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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.