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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.