What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.