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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.