When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
A well 'aardvark!
Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Clash of Clans
A StayGosaurus