Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Clash Jokes More Clash Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus