What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.