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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.