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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.