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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: