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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!