Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone