What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.