What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.