Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Testicular Cancer Jokes More Testicular Cancer Jokes

Why doesn't each Pokémon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.