Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.