What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside