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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.