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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.