Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off