Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.