Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.