Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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They always get jalapeno business!

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It was the Wong choice

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He paws-ed it!

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A PAW-se