Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!