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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.