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Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)