Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do