Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why do whites call it reverse racism?

Because, only whites are racist.

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

Because, only whites are racist.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.