Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......