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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.