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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!