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Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!