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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.