How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Who's there! Adolf! Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!