How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.