How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor