How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.