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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.