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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

By m'tosis

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect