How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.