What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.