Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.