Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit