What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts