How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!