How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.