Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead