How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!