Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated?

A Hillbilly

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.