Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

V2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.