What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

V2 Allah's Snackbar.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism