Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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A turk.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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An astronaut, you racist.

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

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