What do you say to a black guy selling ...

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.