What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel