What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce