How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.