You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Because they like being amoosed!
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Coach.
A bench can support a family of four.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He fingered a minor
Honshu!
Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
I think I'll just hang around.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Lets get right into the noose.
Because at last he was in the noose.